This Video Of A Phoenix Suns Mascot Engulfing A Fan In Silly String Is Enough Evidence To Charge Their Entire Front Office With Attempted Murder

Nothing says fun like a halftime group murder at a 19-50 Phoenix Suns home game. One second you’re enjoying your team get destroyed and the next your covered in highly flammable cobwebs gasping for air trying to squeeze off an ‘I love you’ text before suffocating in front of sixty-thousand people. Look at the guy in the white hat.

He’s elated. You don’t see that level of happiness very often. Granted it’s at the expense of another human’s mental health and possibly their life but still. It’s great to see.

Having said that, if I’m the guy getting silly stringed, I’m opening my mouth, inhaling some of those sweet foam fumes, and calling my lawyer. Maybe this is just the poor in me talking, but there are so many possible lawsuits here I may reach out to see if he needs representation. Slip and fall, mental duress, battery, public humiliation, attempted MURDER. The list goes on and on. It’d be a real shame if the guy in that video reads this blog and decides to take action. Real shame. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for having fun but if I go to a game and get silly-stringed within an inch of my life I’m not just going to sit there and add people to my list. I’m getting up, causing a scene then calling Celino and Barnes.

As creative as this was, Atlanta is the the GOAT when it comes to half time shows. It doesn’t matter what a team does, they will never beat Hot Sauce. Ever.